The World's First Glass & Stainless Steel Pitcher with Advanced Filtration.
Valinor reduces a category-best 75+ contaminants, retains healthy minerals, and dramatically improves the way your water tastes. Housed in borosilicate glass and 304 stainless steel, it's the first advanced-filtration pitcher that isn't plastic, and the first you'd be proud to display on the counter.
Unlock the Founding Offer.
No payment required to join. On the next page, a refundable $1 reservation locks in Valinor's lowest-ever price and priority access to our limited first production run.
Built by a World-Class Team.
- Designed by Whipsaw, the studio behind Owala and Tonal.
- Engineered by Acorn, founded by Steve Jobs’s lead engineer at NeXT.
- Filter co-developed with one of the world’s leading filtration scientists, a voting member of the committee that writes the NSF standards — the global authority on water filtration.
Valinor at a Glance
- 11 cup total capacity
- 10.9″ tall, 5.75″ diameter
- 5.1 lb empty weight
- Borosilicate glass and 304 stainless steel construction
- $199 with your fully refundable $1 reservation ($299 expected retail)
- 100-gallon filter life (about 145 full pitchers)
- $65 replacement filters, about 72 cents a day. First filter comes in the box.
- Filters ship automatically every 3 months, or at whatever frequency you set
Reduces 75+ Contaminants. The Strongest Pitcher Filter on the Market.
- Independently tested to NSF/ANSI 42, 53 and 401 standards.
- Reduces 75+ contaminants, including chlorine, heavy metals, PFAS, pharmaceuticals like estrogen, pesticides, microplastics and more.
- That’s more than any other certified pitcher on the market, and 15x more contaminants than the most popular filter in America.
Borosilicate Glass & Stainless Steel. Your Water Lives in Glass.
- Every top-selling pitcher claims to filter microplastics, then stores your water in plastic.
- Valinor stores yours in chemically inert borosilicate glass with corrosion-resistant 304 stainless steel hardware.
- Glass doesn’t leach, and it doesn’t shed microplastics.
Fastest Flow in the Premium Category
- Filters one liter in roughly 2.5 minutes, twice as fast as comparable systems.
- A 6-inch column of water above the filter delivers twice the driving pressure of a typical pitcher.
- The 4.1-inch-wide filter maximizes surface area for speed without compromising purity.
Water That Tastes the Way It Should
- No chlorine bite, no plastic aftertaste.
- Retains the beneficial calcium, potassium, and magnesium your body needs.
- Crisp, pure, mineral-balanced water that tastes as nature intended, with no artificial remineralization required.
Unlock the Founding Offer.
No payment required to join. On the next page, a refundable $1 reservation locks in Valinor's lowest-ever price and priority access to our limited first production run.
Premium Materials. Zero Compromise. Built to Last.
Thermal-shock resistant borosilicate glass. Durable, corrosion-resistant stainless steel. Together they preserve taste, safeguard purity, and elevate your kitchen. Valinor is a functional sculpture built from first principles to perfect filtration, materials, and form.
Unlock the Founding Offer.
No payment required to join. On the next page, a refundable $1 reservation locks in Valinor's lowest-ever price and priority access to our limited first production run.
The World's First Glass & Stainless Steel Pitcher with Advanced Filtration.
Valinor reduces a category-best 75+ contaminants, retains healthy minerals, and dramatically improves the way your water tastes. Housed in borosilicate glass and 304 stainless steel, it's the first advanced-filtration pitcher that isn't plastic, and the first you'd be proud to display on the counter.
Unlock Your 33% Discount.
No payment required to join. On the next page, a refundable $1 reservation locks in Valinor's lowest-ever price and priority access to our limited first production run.
Built by a World-Class Team.
- Designed by Whipsaw, the studio behind Owala and Tonal.
- Engineered by Acorn, founded by Steve Jobs’s lead engineer at NeXT.
- Filter co-developed with one of the world’s leading filtration scientists, a voting member of the committee that writes the NSF standards — the global authority on water filtration.
Valinor at a Glance
- 11 cup total capacity
- 10.9″ tall, 5.75″ diameter
- 5.1 lb empty weight
- Borosilicate glass and 304 stainless steel construction
- $199 with your fully refundable $1 reservation ($299 expected retail)
- 100-gallon filter life (about 145 full pitchers)
- $65 replacement filters, about 72 cents a day. First filter comes in the box.
- Filters ship automatically every 3 months, or at whatever frequency you set
Reduces 75+ Contaminants. The Strongest Pitcher Filter on the Market.
- Independently tested to NSF/ANSI 42, 53 and 401 standards.
- Reduces 75+ contaminants, including chlorine, heavy metals, PFAS, pharmaceuticals like estrogen, pesticides, microplastics and more.
- That’s more than any other certified pitcher on the market, and 15x more contaminants than the most popular filter in America.
Borosilicate Glass & Stainless Steel. Your Water Lives in Glass.
- Every top-selling pitcher claims to filter microplastics, then stores your water in plastic.
- Valinor stores yours in chemically inert borosilicate glass with corrosion-resistant 304 stainless steel hardware.
- Glass doesn’t leach, and it doesn’t shed microplastics.
Fastest Flow in the Premium Category
- Filters one liter in roughly 2.5 minutes, twice as fast as comparable systems.
- A 6-inch column of water above the filter delivers twice the driving pressure of a typical pitcher.
- The 4.1-inch-wide filter maximizes surface area for speed without compromising purity.
Water That Tastes the Way It Should
- No chlorine bite, no plastic aftertaste.
- Retains the beneficial calcium, potassium, and magnesium your body needs.
- Crisp, pure, mineral-balanced water that tastes as nature intended, with no artificial remineralization required.
Unlock Your 33% Discount.
No payment required to join. On the next page, a refundable $1 reservation locks in Valinor's lowest-ever price and priority access to our limited first production run.
Premium Materials. Zero Compromise. Built to Last.
Thermal-shock resistant borosilicate glass. Durable, corrosion-resistant stainless steel. Together they preserve taste, safeguard purity, and elevate your kitchen. Valinor is a functional sculpture built from first principles to perfect filtration, materials, and form.
Unlock Your 33% Discount.
No payment required to join. On the next page, a refundable $1 reservation locks in Valinor's lowest-ever price and priority access to our limited first production run.